The Water Bottle Tour: Secrets Every Writer Must Know To Survive

SECRET #2 — It’s how you sip it that counts

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Nobody likes a slurper. It’s loud, it’s distracting, it’s super gross. Word on the street is that Charlie Kaufman has had trouble getting his last couple projects off the ground due to his knack for being a noisy sipper. “Hell, we’d love to make another story about a sad white dude with a quirky job but why does it sound like you’re using that water bottle as a bong?” (CLICK TITLE FOR FULL ARTICLE)