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Tyler Eaton

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Here’s a bunch of heavily-researched Hollywood news articles I’ve written for "The Salmon Pages" which I started with Helen Burak and Nick Watson. You can find our stuff riiiiight here!  

Royal Prince Oliver IV Finds Hollywood Assistant Pay More Than Sufficient →

Tyler Eaton December 6, 2019
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I, His Fanciness, Prince Oliver Dunmire Thistleberry IV of the Hidden Kingdom of Paraglia, a beautiful American island which does not appear on the maps of commoners, find the current weekly pay bestowed on low-level Hollywood assistants such as myself to be more than sufficient. Disgustingly sufficient.

Tags satire, hollywood, salmon pages
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