4. FLEE THE COUNTRY AND CHANGE YOUR NAME
I hear France is nice this time of year. International flights aren’t cheap, but hey, it’s a one-way ticket. Tell your family you’re going to ‘find yourself’. This should buy you about a month before they start getting super concerned. As far as names go, Eiffel Von Frenchman is a decent option for a guy and for a woman we like Antoinette Baguette. (CLICK TITLE FOR FULL ARTICLE)